There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
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NOTICE:
Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
be summarily put out.
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When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points
And Oxygen still had none
Then Oxygen scored a single goal
And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1
Called because of rain.
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What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.
-- Karl Kraus
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True happiness will be found only in true love.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
-- Mark Twain