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The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither

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The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither
doctors nor lawyers.
    -- L. Docquier

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I just wanna make me come

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I just wanna make me come

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I just wanna make me xxx

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
    -- David Letterman

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Did you know about the -o option of the fortune program?  It makes a
selection from a set of offensive and/or obscene fortunes.  Why not
try it, and see how offended you are?  The -a ("all") option will
select a fortune at random from either the offensive or inoffensive
set, and it is suggested that "fortune -a" is the command that you
should have in your .profile or .cshrc. file.

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Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a great bear.  The peasants
were not very rich, and one of the few ways to become at all wealthy was
to become a Royal Knight.  This required an interview with the bear.  If
the bear liked you, you were knighted on the spot.  If not, the bear would
just as likely remove your head with one swat of a paw.  However, the family
of these unfortunate would-be knights was compensated with a beautiful
sheepdog from the royal kennels, which was itself a fairly valuable
possession.  And the moral of the story is:

The mourning after a terrible knight, nothing beats the dog of the bear that
hit you.

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Prizes are for children.
    -- Charles Ives, upon being given, but refusing, the
       Pulitzer prize

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I just wanna make me come

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