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сигареты, дым и огонь, вода...

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for my $msg (1..1)

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Солнце светит нам с тобою

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Вчера была любовь

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Любовь сегодня умерла

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Я сам сделал выбор

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Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
    -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6

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Ballistophobia:
Fear of bullets;
Otophobia:
Fear of opening one's eyes.
Peccatophobia:
Fear of sinning.
Taphephobia:
Fear of being buried alive.
Sitophobia:
Fear of food.
Trichophobbia:
Fear of hair.
Vestiphobia:
Fear of clothing.

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"...all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned products,
if they are built at all, are dogs!"
    -- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac", MIT Press, 1987

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Only a fool fights in a burning house.
    -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown

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What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
    -- Titus Lucretius Carus

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Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped.
    -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown

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The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science
requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.
    -- Robert Heinlein

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Never drink coke in a moving elevator.  The elevator's motion coupled with
the chemicals in coke produce hallucinations.  People tend to change into
lizards and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the
window.  Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.

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"Certainly, if an individual was stopped and accused of shoplifting after
walking out of Neiman-Marcus they would expect to be eventually told
what they allegedly stole. It would be absurd for an officer to tell
the accused that 'you know what you stole I'm not telling.' Or, to
simply hand the accused individual a catalog of Neiman-Marcus' entire
inventory and say 'it's in there somewhere, you figure it out.'"
    -- Judge Brooke Wells' Order Granting in Part IBM's Motion to Limit
       SCO's Claims

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All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
    -- Dante Alighieri

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Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions:

We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch"
may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine
species but that it is seldom, if ever, so used when applied to a female
of the human race. Coming as it did, reasonably close on the heels of two
revolver shots directed at the person of whom it was probably used, we think
it carries every reasonable implication of ill-will toward that person.
    -- Smith v. Moran, 193 N.E. 2d 466.

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"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific."
    -- Jane Wagner

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<|Rain|> Knghtbrd: let me give you access to the zone files
<Knghtbrd> oh gods - you do realize I have never played with bind right?
<|Rain|> uhoh :)

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