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Поделиться22011-09-24 14:50:15
Drakenberg's Discovery:
If you can't seem to find your glasses,
it's probably because you don't have them on.
Поделиться32011-09-24 14:52:24
IBM had a PL/I,
Its syntax worse than JOSS;
And everywhere this language went,
It was a total loss.
Поделиться42011-09-24 15:06:09
Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
-- Andy Capp
Поделиться52011-09-24 15:23:40
Virtues
Who understands the world is learned;
Who understands the self is enlightened.
Who conquers the world has strength;
Who conquers the self has harmony;
Who is determined has purpose.
Who is contented has wealth;
Who defends his home may long endure;
Who surrenders his home may long survive it.
-- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"
Поделиться62011-09-24 15:26:56
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus,
"one when he was a boy and one when he was a man."
-- Mark Twain
Поделиться72011-09-24 15:30:22
Life does not begin at the moment of conception or the moment of birth.
It begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.
Поделиться82011-09-24 16:01:06
The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled
culinary vessel will not achieve 100 degrees on the Celsius scale.
Поделиться92011-09-24 17:38:25
The scene is dull. Tell him to put more life into his dying.
-- Samuel Goldwyn